Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Peter H — 05 Dec 2009

Great title and great polar bear. Funny robot and fistfights.

The rest is just a stupid old childrens movie.

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Peter H on 05 Dec 2009.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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