Review of Sand Sharks (2011) by Mike E — 27 Jan 2012
Terrible. I mean of course most films that feature Sharks will be influenced by Jaws, but man this was like a carbon copy but with (not so) subtle differences, like the Sharks could somehow Swim in the sand. In the same way that in every prison movie there will be connotations/or actual arse rape, there is the inevitable "we should close the beach down" scene that there is in most films that feature sharks.
Brooke Hogans acting is terrible, granted she has some powerful looking thighs on her. The rest of the actors are probably rejects from shows like days of our lives. and the special FX are anything but special, they're barely 'FX'... in this case the B in B movie stands for BOLLOCKS.
This review of Sand Sharks (2011) was written by Mike E on 27 Jan 2012.
Sand Sharks has generally received negative reviews.
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