Review of Sand Serpents (2009) by Sean D — 12 Nov 2015

Useless. Just another weird monster plot mixed in with the war on terror. Sands of Oblivion was better! Two sand worms, not sand snakes which doesn't even make any sense such as what is mentioned in the title are resurfaced from being deep underground after an explosion that allows them to escape closer to the surface, so what do they do? Well, I guess their instinct says to eat everyone...so they try to eat everyone around, which are Afghan citizens, the Taliban, and the American army.

The whole plot involves escaping Afghanistan. There is no special way to destroy the sand worms. They are just really huge and long, so a good explosion near the mouth area should easily do it. Nothing special here, nothing crazy, no love angle or heavy backstory that helps the plot. And that's great, it's not like every other SyFy film, it's still boring and pointless.