Review of San Andreas (2015) by Maxx D — 09 Sep 2015
If I had to rate this out of five (which I do) then I would give it one (which I have). A largely forgettable CGI-fest full of shitty one-liners, drowning in disaster movie cliches. There are only two real standout performances: Firstly, Duane 'The Rock' Johnson's teeth which shine brighter than the sun at midday and secondly.
..KYLIE FUCKING MINOGUE, who turns up for no apparent reason for 14 seconds before falling out of a building and dying (spoiler, soz). That's it really. Even the horrific cover of 'California Dreaming' in the credits made me want to rip my brain out.
This review of San Andreas (2015) was written by Maxx D on 09 Sep 2015.
San Andreas has generally received mixed reviews.
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