Review of San Andreas (2015) by Thegodfatherson — 28 May 2015
The Rock's new high budgeted disaster flick, San Andreas drew me. Not becuase of the special effects or The Rock himself, but beacuse it looked so damn unbelievable and stupid, it looked like a pansy sequel to Sharknado, with a bigger budget, and without sharks.
San Andreas turned out to be more trash, than I thought it would be. This tear jerker, has nothing exciting about it, s*it blows up every often, to remind you that you are still watching garbage. Rancid chemistry between Carla Gugino and The Rock, Micheal Bay like effects, trashy romance and even trashier acting.
San Andreas is turd all the way through, I thought this qouod be stupid fun, but it is just plain stupid. In this poopheap Paul Gimmati plays a stupid scientest in a stupid enough movie, if the stupid wasnt enough, expect MORE stupid with garbage science predictions and unbelievable science facts.
This crap is not tolarable, with a big enough budget, Peyton and his team could have made something riviting and amazing, even with The Rock on their hands. May was a good month, with Fury Road as the highlight.
Go see Mad Max rather than this utterly stupid and garbage movie.
This review of San Andreas (2015) was written by Thegodfatherson on 28 May 2015.
San Andreas has generally received mixed reviews.
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