Review of Safe (1993) by Lesley N — 11 Jan 2010

Insipid "sensitive" middle aged homemaker has expensive home, attentive husband, and docile stepchild plus maids to do all the work, leaving her free to do whatever she likes, for example buying a sofa, dropping off dry cleaning or swanning around a gym. Due to this ahem stressful existence, she becomes allergic to chemicals and goes to an expensive new age retreat to get better. End of story.

I can't believe I wasted two hours of my life watching this pile of self-obsessed trivial drivel, even if it did have Juliette Moore in it.