Review of Sabretooth (2002) by Wk J — 24 Jan 2008
They go for like fifteen minutes before explaining why there's just a sabretooth tiger living in modern times in a science lab. And then getting driven around. Which is fucking hilarious. So unapologetic about just starting the movie off with a sabretooth fucking tiger just doing it's thing living in a lab.
And then. Sawyer from Lost. Which is just further proof that Lost is a B-movie show with B-movie acting.
Also, where were the boobies? You're a B-movie, show me some boobies!
Also, John Rhys-Davies is a man of men.
OH, almost forgot. There are boner sight-gags in this film. You don't actually see a boner, but it's totally there and is the butt of a few jokes (BEST FUCKING PUN EVER). so, I mean, that's good. I just wish the entire movie had been a sabretooth tiger killing people who were making boner jokes hahahaha.
This review of Sabretooth (2002) was written by Wk J on 24 Jan 2008.
Sabretooth has generally received negative reviews.
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