Review of Running with Arnold (2006) by Jason K — 01 Apr 2008

Way to go Cox!

You little girlie-man!!

YOU BLEW MY COVERRRR!!!!

Still...who else can say they parlayed a life of heavy juicing, womanizing, going awol from the army, and coming to America with only a 20 spot in pocket, and...wait for it.

Wins 7 Mr. Olympias, takes a few ESL classes, lands the leed role in Conan The Barbarian. Fast forward...Terminator.

Then, with a dozen more blockbusters under his belt, the man is flicking his cigar on the White House back forty and rubbing elbows with the power elite!!

Is it possible we missed something here?

What the fuck Dan? Enlighten us pal.

Or did you just think you could throw that much shit at a wall and hope for enough to stick to call it art?

Arnold had an affair on his wife.

Yay.

Arnold grabbed some hot young secretary's ass a decade ago.

Whoop-dee-fuckin-doo-da!

But what about the Oui magazine interviw you did way back before most of the people who voted for you were even born Mr. Schwarzennegger?

Relax, and enjoy the fact that you silly fucks voted him into the Governor's office in the first place Dannyboy!

Nuff.