Review of Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997) by Yun M — 28 Jan 2012

I love Romy & Michele! They are so funny! Mira Sorvino & Lisa Kudrow were so funny and both delivered really great performances. This film is hilarious from start to finish and I never get sick of watching it!!!

The best lines (in no particular order):

Romy: "I swear to God, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.".

Michele: "Do you want to try to have sex sometime just to see if we are?".

Romy: "What? Yeah, right, Michelle. Just the idea of having sex with another woman creeps me out. But if we're not married by the time we're 30, ask me again.".

Michele: "Okay.".

(talking about Heather).

Michele: "For me, it's like I've just given birth to my own baby girl, except she's like a big giant girl who smokes and says "shit" a lot. You know?".

Romy: "I've been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound.".

Michele: "That's impossible. Did you deduct sixteen pounds for your shoes?".

Cheryl: "I don't believe it!".

Christie: "What?".

Cheryl: "THAT!".

Kelly: "They're back!".

Christie: "Nice outfits. Post-it's must be really lucrative!".

Michele: "Romy, are you sure you wanna do this?".

Romy: "Oh yeah, Michele. I am SO sure!".

[they approach Christie, Cheryl, & Kelly].

Romy: "What the hell is your problem, Christie? Why the hell are you always such a nasty bitch? I mean, okay, so Michele and I did make up some stupid lie! We only did it because we wanted you to treat us like human beings. But you know what I realized? I don't care if you like us, 'cause we don't like you. You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying fuck what you think!".

[Cheryl and Kelly laugh sarcastically].

Romy: "Come on Michele.".

Michele: "Okay, and... YEAH!".

Christie: "Unbelievable! They're as deluded about their lives as they are about those HIDEOUS clothes!".

Lisa Luder: "Actually Christie. They have nice lines. A fun, frisky use of color. All and all, I'd have to say they're really... NOT BAD!".

Christie: "Well, WE still think they're ridiculous. Don't we girls?".

Lisa Luder: "Why don't you just let them think for themselves for once?".

Christie: "You're just jealous. Because unlike a certain ball-busting dried up career woman, I might mention, we're all HAPPILY MARRIED!".

Lisa Luder: "That's right, Christie. Keep telling yourself that.".

Romy: "Have a "Romy and Michele" day!".