Review of Romper Stomper (1992) by Ajaypal S — 28 Feb 2009

First of all, skinny Russell Crowe! And... that's about it. I don't like watching cowardly fucks who attack people only when they have a clear numerical advantage. These racist bastards get what they deserve though, when a legion of Asians descends upon them and burns their house down.

So that was kinda fun. This actually reminded me of Clockwork Orange, only made in Australia. Same kind of weird psycho shit. I like my movies a bit more sane. These fuckers piss on everything they see and generally act like mofos.

American History X is the film this should have been, as this just pisses you off. The people are repulsive, the settings are repulsive, everything they do is repulsive. There's only one good thing in this movie: the fate of Hando the head skinhead.

Take that, fuck-snout!