Review of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) by Bullish — 28 Mar 2018
A miserable slog of a movie filled with forgettable characters and terrible looking cartoon villains.
+ The blind guy who used the force was the only memorable character - I don't know if it's the camera, but the entire movie has a dirtyA miserable slog of a movie filled with forgettable characters and terrible looking cartoon villains.
+ The blind guy who used the force was the only memorable character.
- I don't know if it's the camera, but the entire movie has a dirty gloss over look that seems cheap.
- The fully digital characters, Grand Moff Tarkin, young Leia Skywalker, even Darth Vader all looked horrendous.
- Aside from the cartoon characters, every other character is completely forgettable.
- Pathetic desperate attempts to strum the nostalgia cords.
- "Who designed the Death Star, and why did they put such a serious flaw in it?" Was the only question that gave this movie a reason to exist, and we received the answer halfway through.
- "I am one with the force, the force is one with me." Repeating that line over 500 times did not feel very zen-force-like.
This review of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) was written by Bullish on 28 Mar 2018.
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story has generally received very positive reviews.
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