Review of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) by Tragicshow — 21 Nov 2017

Absolute garbage, even worse than the Phantom Menace. Every character is a cliche mess of terrible and cringey overacting. The only good part of the movie is the Vader scene at the end and when all the crappy characters die.

The ending is the most cliche **** garbage I've ever seen. It's as if the writers read a book about the most overused movie endings in history and used every example they could. The main villain corners the hero, pointing his blaster at her.

But instead of shooting her, he decides to give this long monologue first, and the moment before he pulls the trigger, a character who you assumed died (unfortunately he didn't) magically appears and shoots the villain, saving the hero.

Instead of finishing him off, they instead walk off into the sunset while the villain is killed by his own creation. Also the last two living characters suddenly make out as they escape despite the fact of having zero chemistry or the slightest hint of attraction to each other throughout the movie.

I know Disney likes to pander to children, but please don't use them to write your **** script.