Review of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) by Shane N — 18 Mar 2017

Utterly horrendous.

Forty minutes in and I was looking for some way to quickly end my life from the suffering endured on my eyeballs.

Does anyone get dirty in this film?

Does Disney even know what messy hair looks like after surviving a direct hit from an energy weapon?

Cliche after cliche intertwined with a script obviously procured from a preschool competition for six year olds.

A movie is only as strong as its script.

The force is very weak here, so is the acting ability, the poorly executed fight scenes with wel, placed cargo boxes.

Apparently storm troopers in heavy battle armour can be defeated by wooden sticks.

On and on and on.

The pain, make it stop Disney.

For the love of god make it stop.