Review of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) by Andrew B — 10 Apr 2017

Lets imagine we all like burgers. Do you want your burger half cooked with a soggy bun , or a well done burger with all the trimmings you like? Then why are star wars fans accepting disneys weak and pathetic attempts to sell to our nostalgia? On a technical level, the only thing right is the cgi, and oh wow what a feat that is nowadays.

The main female character (whatever her name is) has acheived quite the accomplishment, to be worse than kristen(?) stewart. Almost every character fails to not look and act like a robot trying to replicate human emotion except, ironically the robot provided for a very weak and nonsensical comedic relief attempt by disney.

Couldnt disney have at least tried to hire on capable actors? That would have made up for the laughable attempt at making a script. Your selling point for a movie you hacks at disney should not be at playing at peoples nostalgia and making a quick buck, but making a movie that has quality and uniqueness to it that will keep it alive through the ages.

Something for people to look up to especially in a volatile political climate we see now. Star wars was made famous because people at that time needed to believe good could conquer evil, along with the fact that it had unique special effects and great directing (for its time).