Review of Rogue (2007) by Roman D — 10 Sep 2008

[b][font=Arial Black][u]ROGUE[/u] REVIEW[/font][/b].

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[font=Arial Black][u]WHAT THEY SAID[/u]:[/font].

[font=Arial Black]CRITICS: B-[/font].

[font=Arial Black]USERS: C+[/font].

[font=Arial Black][u]FRIENDS: B-[/u][/font].

[font=Arial Black]MY GRADE: C-[/font].

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[font=Arial Black]GREG MCLEAN DIDN'T DELIVER ON THIS ONE. IT TOOK TOO DAMN LONG TO GET STARTED. YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY SEE THE CROC UNTIL ABOUT 65% THROUGH. THAT'S A CRIME AGAINST THE GENRE. WOLF CREEK TOOK A WHILE TO GET STARTED ALSO BUT DAMN... I'M FALLING ASLEEP HERE! ANOTHER THING THAT KILLED THE EXPERIENCE FOR ME IS THAT MOST OF THE "ACTION" WAS OFF-SCREEN. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IT'S A KILLER CROC MOVIE...SHOW ME THE GOODS OR DON'T EVEN BOTHER! REALLY DISAPPOINTING MOVIE...WATCH PRIMEVAL INSTEAD. AT LEAST THAT MOVIE HAS DELIVERS THE DEATH.[/font].

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[b][u]PROM NIGHT[/u] (1980) REVIEW[/b].

[u]WHAT THEY SAID[/u]:

CRITICS: C-.

USERS: C.

[u]FRIENDS: D+[/u].

MY GRADE: C+.

I'VE HEARD NOTHING GOOD ABOUT PROM NIGHT. I CAN SEE WHY. THE MOVIE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING GOING FOR IT OTHER THAN JAMIE LEE CURTIS. EVEN THEN...IT DOESN'T EVEN SEEM THAT SHE WAS IN THE MOVIE THAT MUCH. WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT, PROM NIGHT WASN'T ABOUT MUCH. I DON'T REMEMBER LESLIE NEISON BEING IN THE MOVIE AT ALL. OTHER THAN SOME "EXCITING", YET TOO DAMN SHORT CHASE SEQUENCES NEAR THE END PROM NIGHT SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN THE BARGAIN BIN. YES, IT'S BETTER THAN THE REMAKE.

[b][u]NATURAL BORN KILLERS[/u] REVIEW[/b].

[u]WHAT THEY SAID[/u]:

CRITICS: C.

USERS: C+.

[u]FRIENDS: B-[/u].

MY GRADE: A.

OLIVER STONE IS OFFICIALLY THE MOST BI-POLAR DIRECTOR. ON ONE HAND HE'S CREATED ONE OF THE MOST PAINFUL MOVIES I'VE EVER SEEN, ALEXANDER, AND IN THE OTHER ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES WITH NATURAL BORN KILLERS. THIS MOVIE BLEW ME AWAY. NOT A SINGLE SECOND IS WASTED IN THE FANTASTICALLY VIOLENT AND DISTURBING MOVIE. I LOVED IT. NOT MUCH ELSE TO SAY...[/font].