Review of Rogue (2007) by Tim M — 11 Jun 2013

Worst survivor episode ever. It often looks green-screened. The dialog and situations are ridiculous. "Rogue is the best killer crocodile movie - ever." That may be true, but it's so much worse than Anaconda, Piranha, Sector 7 and Shark Night, by a wide margin.

I think mostly because the characters are so hokey and unlikable. It's not scary or thrilling, it's just a lot of waiting for people to disappear boringly. Instead $27 million for this? Really? "Hey man, you ready for Wolf Creek 2?" "Naw, man, let's make a terrible croc movie.

" "And the cavemen control it with a boomerang right?" "No, just like 30 minutes of decent monster movie and 60 minutes of dreck." "Well at least Carmen Electra and Brooke Hogan will be in it, right?" (2-Headed Shark) "Nope, just the mom from Silent Hill will play the guide.

Oh, and she'll say miles even though it takes place in Australia" "Brilliant." There's some beautiful scenery, but it's mostly filler.