Review of Robots (2005) by Staffan Å — 28 Jan 2012

Robots is absolutely HILARIOUS!!! I love it! It's one of my true favorites and I never get sick of watching it, I just really love it! It's funny from start to finish and no matter how many times I watch it I still laugh at all the same parts!!! Fender is just the BEST!!!

The best lines (in no particular order):

Fender: [his arms have just fallen off] "Oh, no, look at that, now they're arm wrestling. Could you please separate them? Hurry, my backside itches.".

Rodney Copperbottom: "This is our moment to shine, to show them what we're made of.".

Fender: "In my case it's a rare metal called afraidium. It's yellow, tastes like chicken... Buck-ah!".

[lays an egg].

Fender: "Whoa! Didn't know I could do that!".

Fender: "I tell ya, the things that fall off of me... it's embarrassing!".

Ratchet: [after he's hit Bigweld over the head with the telephone] "I'm as crazy as my mother!".

Madame Gasket: "Who are these losers?".

Fender: "We, sir...".

Madame Gasket: "I'm a woman.".

Crank: "Ouch.".

Fender: [Scottish accent] "We've come to rescue our friend, you evil bag of bolts, and you shall be defeated by the very outmodes that you scorn and detest!".

Crank: "Cause there's seven of us and only one of...".

[hundreds of minions appear from behind Madame Gasket].

Fender: "Let's see, there's seven of us and... eight? Nine?".

Crank: "Did you count that one?".

Fender: "I think so. Will you all quit moving around? It's so frustrating! I think I counted one of you twice!".

Rodney Copperbottom: "Why do you have two noses?".

Fender: "One's for showin', one's for blowin'.".

Rodney Copperbottom: "Mr. Bigweld, are you okay?".

Bigweld: "I'm the prettiest girl at the Harvest Moon Ball.".

Rodney Copperbottom: "I'll take that as a no.".

Fender: "Stick with me, kid. I know this town like the back of my hand.".

[sees the back of his hand].

Fender: "Hey, that's new.".

Fender: [hears Rodney's signal] "Oh, my darling! That is the call of the deep doo-doo bird. I must fly!".