Review of Robot Holocaust (1986) by Steven P — 11 Feb 2010

A man named Neo leads a group of rebels against the machines that have enslaved humanity - it's kinda like The Matrix made 13 years prior and with a budget of 25 dollars. Typical 80's cheapie that doesn't have a single redeeming quality, except for how god-awful it is.

Basically an endless procession of badly scripted, directed & acted scenes that take place in the same factory-esque sets all made of cardboard (except the ones set in "The Wastelands" - which is actually Central Park) as our motley crew of heroes (including comedic sidekick, friendly robot) face off against a series of hand puppet monsters.

Directed by gay porn pioneer 'Joe Gage" which makes sense since most of the male cast is shirtless, though the only gratuitous nudity is female.