Review of RoboCop 3 (1993) by Maineutral R — 15 Feb 2014

RoboCop 3 is the weakest and last fainting gasp of the series. While not technically terrible, Robo 3 is just nothing reliable and works on stuff seen already in many other movies, all but the first two RoboCop movies.

The story is bland and boring, the new characters are nothing special, RoboCop has no evolution, the action is dull, the effects are dull, the villain is boring, the lack of crudeness is highly noticeable, and the ending is as sporadic as the other two movies. I really never felt that this movie tried anything, it never got my attention, I never felt comfortable, I never felt alive, I never felt anything. I take movies as experiences, and sadly, RoboCop 3 was just an unnecessary and empty experience. It doesn't feel human, it doesn't deliver any emotion, not even bad ones...and that's humanely insulting.

It does have one or two good things, but they are buried by the movie's emptiness and never gets to reach the surface. This is a movie that literally leaved me with nothing, and I'm sure I'll soon forget that it exists. This was just a plain dreadful experience, even if it technically wasn't painful at all...it just felt all ghostly, never alive or interested on anything. My friends call me Maineutral, but this movie can call me "dead", as dead as the day is long.