Review of RoboCop (2014) by Watchmyshortz — 28 Oct 2014

If you're in the user reviews and you gave this film something like an 8/10 or a 9 or even a 10 then **** you. I refuse to sympathise with anyone who considers to give this dribble such a high score. There is so much wrong with this film that it hurts my brain just to think about it. I love the original but this film is like someone pulled their pants down and took a massive **** all over it in public. I can honestly say that this is the worst film I have seen this year. So rather than put all of my reason for my hatred of this film into a detailed essay I'll simply write a list of things that ****ed up one of my favourite franchises for me.

1. The acting is terrible.

2. The main character is completely unlikeable.

3. It's tedious as hell.

4. The writing.

5. The pacing.

6. COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY SHAKY-CAM ****ING STOP DOING THIS IN FILMS.

7. It's pointless - clearly just a cash in.

8. Opening sequence is way overcomplicated.

9. Massive plot holes.

10. The ED-209's here are way underpowered.

11. Lacks any effective humour or violence from the original.

12. Horrible dialogue.

13. Tries to be badass but fails miserably.

14. Hate most of the characters (especially the ones who we're supposed to like).

15. **** excuse for the use of the "dead or alive you're coming with me line".

That's not even it but it's overall a big **** you to fans of the original so everyone who gives this even a remotely positive rating needs to shut the **** up. Sorry, but you cannot begin to know how much I hate this **** film.