Review of Robo Vampire (1988) by Lorenzo M — 29 Jan 2008

With this film I entered in a new dimension with my fellow friends of our recurrent Trash Monday Night.

I am speechless... just speechless.

On one side we have some kind of asian "vampires" that spit smoke, launch fireworks from their hands and are able to do ONE SINGLE MOVE: a two-foot jump with their arms in front of them.

O_O.

On the other side we have a narcotic agent that after his death has a second chance to fight the crime... and becomes Robo-warrior! @_@.

Sounds familiar? You bet! This second part is "slightly" an act of plagiarism of Robocop. Just look at the picture in the poster, but BEWARE, because in the actual film the Robo-warrior is ridiculous and has a costume made of FOAM RUBBER and ALLUMINIUM FOIL (there is not a single part of "the armour" made of metal or at least of rigid plastic!!).

If you see this movie by accident, you will not survive! If you see it on purpose, as we did, you will wonder why every damn week you choose (and enjoy) to see this kind of s*ht!

^_^.

In addition consider that we saw this horrible movie with the original audio!! To be honest, since the total amount of dialogues in the movie is of about 10 minutes total, this was not a real problem.