Review of Road House (1989) by Tallahassee F — 29 Oct 2015

Objectively, it's not a good movie. That being said, I'm 100% sure that anybody who doesn't enjoy is a deep cover KGB agent, a fat guy struggling to breathe underneath a taxidermied polar bear, or is too busy fantasizing about a night of spooning with Phil Collins to have paid any attention to the beautiful tornado of bar fights, shirtless tai chi,pseudo-philosophical ramblings, more bar fights, fantastically terrible dialogue, Sam fucking Elliot, Keith David (seriously look that shit up on iMDB), and even more bar fights.

I am unreasonably excited about the alleged remake starring endearing MMA star/unregistered weapon of mass destruction Ronda Rousey.