Review of R.I.P.D. (2013) by Logan W — 20 Jan 2015
Gosh Almighty, where do I start? No personality or solid character moments. No hallmark, or sense of authorship. Like even transformers is easier to review, because it's actively bad, this was just depressingly mediocre.
Almost like Men in Black had a bad bowel movement and dropped this deuce of a movie. Wall to wall bad cgi. It's like no-one gave a crap about hundreds of millions of dollars flushed down the toilet.
Cheap pun. I did have high hopes for its idea, but all the prospects were ruined, it fell miserably flat. Also, despite my bad hearing, the Oscar winning Jeff Bridges sounds like he's chewing marbles and gargling paste.
He tries to hold up the fort in this movie but even he can't weigh anchor to this sinking ship. Another thing, this movie is the decline and fall of the Reynold's Empire. Fool me once Ryan, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me. But fool me three, four, five times, you're dismissed from my viewing life. He was on the road to ruin before but this.....this is paved with stupidity.. A train wreck of a movie.
This review of R.I.P.D. (2013) was written by Logan W on 20 Jan 2015.
R.I.P.D. has generally received mixed reviews.
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