Review of Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1 (2013) by Lovro H — 08 Nov 2015

I didn't know whether this movie was a remake, a reboot or a sequel to the Class of Nuke 'em High from way back in 1986, so I didn't know what to expect really. After watching it, I'm still confused about that issue.

.. The movie's story is happening about 28 years after the original, first, movie. We follow a new girl, Lauren, who just started going to the Tromaville high school. She befriends another girl, Chrissy, and they start dating.

Meanwhile, the power plant from the first movie is now a food company that sells ultra-cheap food to the school for lunch. On one Taco Tuesday, the members of a glee club transform into the total opposites of themselves, and start to call themselves Cretins, who just want to cause mayhem.

There's also this subplot of Lauren being pregnant with a duck after getting raped by one. Yeah, this movie is quite insane! It starts of with Stan Lee who narrates what happened in the movies before this one! Then there's a seriously messed up and gruesome scene which I won't spoil, but I will say that there aren't many gory scenes in this volume.

That was a bit of a let down. There's also some obvious CGI in this movie, as well as awesome practical effects. The acting is okay, I guess? I've no idea how to review this acting, it's just weird.

The characters are okay, there's quite a lot of likeable characters. The ending is not the ending, of course there will be a volume 2 and it looks like it's going to be way more gruesome and disgusting than this one, so I'm looking forward to it.

All in all, a good trash movie which I recommend strictly to fans of cinema like this.