Review of Return to House on Haunted Hill (2007) by Arnold P — 16 Feb 2008

This is Probably one of the worst films Ive ever watched.

It has.

Complete disregard for anything resembling a story.

Genuine, solid oak performances.

Unhinged attempts at maintaining interest by frequent recourse to entirely gratuitous sex scenes.

Clueless direction.

Any one of the above would normally signal the early demise of a movie.

However.

I cant remember the last time I sat through a movie literally crying with laughter.

Somehow this movie wears its flaws with pride and combines them in a mad synergy to makeâ?¦somethingâ?¦.I have no idea what that something is, but it needs to reach a wider audience.

And if you DO watch the movie.

Watch past the closing credits and.

Dont say I didnt warn you.