Review of Return to Horror High (1987) by The M — 19 Apr 2008

This movie was pretty different- and come on it has George Clooney and Maureen McCormick in it!! Haha desperate times call for desperate measures..

This review of Return to Horror High (1987) was written by The M on 19 Apr 2008.

Return to Horror High has generally received negative reviews.

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