Review of Return to Horror High (1987) by Hobie P — 30 Mar 2012

Meh. Pretty bad. I couldn't wait for it to end. Not even fun in a cheesy way.

This review of Return to Horror High (1987) was written by Hobie P on 30 Mar 2012.

Return to Horror High has generally received negative reviews.

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