Review of Retro Puppetmaster (1999) by Russell H — 27 Dec 2018

Awful. Couldn't even follow it because it was so bad. Not even sure what I just watched. A bunch of weird guys in hats who can't act.

This review of Retro Puppetmaster (1999) was written by Russell H on 27 Dec 2018.

Retro Puppetmaster has generally received negative reviews.

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By Feldon C (87) on 24 Feb 2008

I guess it's cool they wanted to explain the puppets origins, and not deliver another typical sequel, but damn, this one sucks…

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Not at all necessary and promises to answer what happened to unseen puppets from other movies, yet blatantly refuses to deliver…

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By Jeremy S (1,980) on 26 May 2010

This movie is half monotone, half funny accents, and well, just plain bad…

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By Ken T (997) on 03 Jul 2010

Retro versions of the puppets plus some mummies, add a few scenes in slow motion and bad make up and you got yourself a very crappy flick…

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By Andy C (1,868) on 28 Apr 2010

After the last films completely off at a tangent story which seemed in no way connected to it's preprocessors this instalment brings us back…

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By George B (718) on 11 May 2011

Not one of my favorite Puppet Master films. Yet another Toulon origin story, making the Puppet Master continuity even more confusing…

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