Review of Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016) by Brendan D — 20 May 2017

I watched this movie then I instantly grabbed a hot curling iron and stuck it to my dick to punish myself for watching this. Alright let's talk pros and cons.

Pros.

+ big guns = penis.

+ explosion are fun.

+ some of the action is cool.

Ok now get ready for the bad part.

Cons.

- the plot of this movie is one damn big ass plot hole the movie discarded some of the major events of the first 2 films. As well as the ending of the last movie is a lie like wtf.

- some of the action is nothing but fast cuts and u can't see what's going on.

-the story is fuggin weird and supposed to be epic but you will just kinda laugh.

-W.S Tried to have emotional moments when someone is killed off the problem with that is they have to be on camera and have more than 2 lines for you to give a rats ass about them.

-In afterlife a nuclear explosion doesn't kill wesker but in the final chapter him getting his foot cut off is a death sentence.

The only saving thing about this film is the over the top action though out the whole movie.

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