Review of Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) by Jarett B — 03 Jan 2011

*Sigh* I like story-lines that span across a series of films, I admit; but Resident Evil is pushing my limit. As hard as it is to say, this is the worst of the first three (as I have not seen the fourth and do not know if I can watch it after this).

Every film seems to ruin the nostalgic memories that I have from the game a little each time, yet I keep going. Well, it's f**ked now, so I might as well watch the fourth to see where this clusterF**k is going.

.. I had to turn it off twice just to make it through! There is a scene where Alice kills about a thousand crows with her 'mind powers' and, well, I had to leave... Oh Wesker, how evil and sinister you were in the games!! When you betrayed us in the original.

.. my god... I thought life as I knew it was over! You prick! I don't know who the schmuck playing Wesker is and I'm not looking it up; he's like a young nerd trying to be cool to hang with the older guys.

.. Also, we get it, you wear sunglasses, but for f**k-sake, for the entire movie?? Blow me. Anyway, the same shit that's off in the first two is off here, just magnified by 'mind powers' or something.

Mind powers? That story is already f**cking ridiculous! It's about Zombies... Paul Anderson: "I got it! Alice does shit with her mind... You've done it again Paul. I'm Paul Anderson. Outtie.

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