Review of Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) by Baurushan J — 19 Oct 2011

Now going into this film, I never played it to begin with. Well the only game I played was the Resident Evil mobile Lite version starring Leon S.Kennedy as the hero which I practice on my uncle's neither-less to say he would snatch it out of my hands and shout at me saying "Stop playing monster !" Now on the movies.

After the first three childhood abortions, Resident Evil: Afterlife was the fucking bomb at the box office. I just don't get it. The director of the first Mortal Kombat film has literally fucked this game up.

The slow motion is used in like every set piece and I guarantee this movie will be about half an hour long if you sped up all the slow motion. The only two good things I really liked in the film are the zombies because they're usually good and occasionally scary and the biggest baddest motherfucker of all motherfuckers himself, Albert Wesker (only for about 9-12 minutes).

If you thought Venom was underused in Spider-Man 3, check this film out. Chris Redfield comes in out of nowhere, Jill Valentine from the second movie comes at the end of the credits(not fucking with you, the 3D and special effects are a waste as it is the same 3D camera James Cameron used for Avatar and Paul W.

S. Anderson can't stop helping himself to ripping off other movies this time with The Matrix, Blade II and Blade: Trinity and adding plot hole after plot hole, clusterfucking action movies deliberately to piss us off and just keeping his own wife Milla Jovovich relevant to the film and get young boys horny when she could star in so much better films.

Resident Evil: Afterlife gets a 2/10.