Review of Rescue Dawn (2007) by Kellyd. — 21 Jan 2008

Wow what a major disappointment! Not that I was particularly looking forward to the movie as I had no background knowledge of Dieter, instead I watched for the sake of Christian Bale. I continued to try and make myself beleive that this movie was worth while as I choked up words like "wow that rock is big" or "it must have been really humid".

No use the movie sucked gracefully. I don't know where the sucking began--if it was when Bale walked into the first camp and smiled--because being tied up, tortured, and forced along by non-english speaking foreigners always brings a smile to my face--or when he was told continually that Zane shits his pants every night.

I couldn't help but laugh at the atrociousness of the writing, directing, and acting in this movie. Honestly I laughed more than once.