Review of RED (2010) by Brad G — 18 Aug 2012

A joyous PG-13 Audience Approved Action picture with the added bonus cast of adorable, expendables, the Grumpy Old Men. Seriously, I just wanted to snatch up John Malkovich's LSD burnt machine gun enthusiast like a weepy eyed puppy and squeeze him to death! "Poop On That!" indeed.

But besides big boys like Malkovich, Willis, Freeman, and Miran you've got great little turns from classics like Ernest Borgnine, Richard Dryfuss, Brian Cox, and even James Remar (for about 3 seconds).

And yes, the sanitized not-R violence was handled well providing a surprisingly intense MTV-cutty roustabout between Willis and Karl Urban. So, if you can handle the cuteness and the silly than you will have plenty of fun with Red.

VF.