Review of Reality Bites (1994) by Anthony P — 02 Sep 2009
Michael Grates: Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you? Because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you.
Troy Dyer: There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake.
Troy Dyer: Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water, or was it his in-depth analysis of, uh, uh, Marky Mark that finally reeled you in?
Vickie Miner: I'm late for a jean-folding seminar. Let's locomote!
Troy Dyer: Well fuck me for being nice!
Lelaina Pierce: Are you religious?
Michael Grates: Um, uh, I guess, uh, I guess I'm, uh, a non-practicing Jew.
Lelaina Pierce: Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin.
Troy Dyer: I'm picking up some very strange vibes. They're of the I-just-got-laid variety.
Troy Dyer: [On answering machine] At the beep, please leave your name, number, and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma, and we'll get back to you.
Charlane McGregor: Why don't you get a job at the Burgerrama? They'll hire you! My Lord, I saw on the TV - they had this little retarded boy working the register.
Lelaina: Because I'm not retarded, Mom. I was the valedictorian of my University!
Wes McGregor: Well you don't have to put that on your application.
Lelaina: Welcome to the world of the emotionally mature. Maybe you've seen Michael. He lives here.
This review of Reality Bites (1994) was written by Anthony P on 02 Sep 2009.
Reality Bites has generally received positive reviews.
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