Review of Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010) by Thatdank — 09 Dec 2011

This film sounded more interesting than it really was. I went through the entire movie waiting for something even remotely interesting to happen, but it never did. The first part of the film is extremely boring, and the second half is just average.

The problem here is that the origin of this evil, ancient Santa is never fully realized; hell, you never even actually see him. This movie is comparable to having intercourse and having to stop before you get a chance to climax.

It's a real shame, too, because the premise was very interesing, so it's a real bummer the movie is such a bore.