Review of Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010) by Simon N — 10 Nov 2013

The real Santa is found buried in a mountain and turns out to be a bit of a shit. Ridiculous but good.

This review of Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010) was written by Simon N on 10 Nov 2013.

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale has generally received positive reviews.

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