Review of Quest of the Delta Knights (1993) by Andy C — 10 Apr 2008

You get the sense watching this movie that the producers had this sort of LARPing fantasy that they decided to put on screen. It starts out some kid (a male Mary Sue) is bought at a slave auction by David Warner and since he calls him master throughout the movie, and David Warner is "training" him, I think they're in a BDSM relationship, I'm not sure. Turns out there's this bad guy who is also played by David Warner and works for some mistress whom we never hear anything about, whose job is to stop Mary Sue. Anyway, our Mary Sue hero soon gets inducted in a secret society who's job is to find the lost storehouse of Archimedes (you know buoyancy principle guy). Mary Sue then goes on a trek across Europe runs into Leonardo diVinci (possibly in Italy, although I'm not sure if this movie was even filmed in Europe), and a very hot chick who works as a "rent girl" but is really a princess.

Anyway, if you're looking to break a ren-faire addiction, I suggest you check this movie out, otherwise. MSTed this movie is great, especially since it's the only time Pearl goes into the theater, and Mary Jo is really good at riffing (and she gave the bots a mint).