Review of Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys (2004) by Jason D — 15 Feb 2008

Absolutely CORNY AS SHIT film that could have had so much potential with the epic battle of puppet vs. toy. There had always been rumors of this happening and I was so pumped when this was finally getting made.

I was even stoked to hear that it was getting quasi-familiar, C-grade stars to be in it, but man was this pitiful. It still gets a moderate rating for beating the shit out of the last few Puppet Masters.

Anyways, Corey Feldman plays an old man/scientist who is a descendant of Toulon that hangs out with his daughter that I am assuming he had when he was 9 and those wacky puppets who went from moderately deadly to mediocre.

Anyways, Vanessa Angel is a fuckable daughter of Satan or something that uses the Demonic Toys to battle the puppets for who gives a shit. I guess I laughed a lot, so this would be a good comedy movie.

If you searching for anything horrific, don't.