Review of Psycho Cop (1989) by Christopher S — 14 Oct 2007

Hilariously bad but bad in a good way. I really enjoyed it. I liked it a little better than Psycho Cop Returns mainly because a bunch of young dumbasses get maimed. I didn't care about any of the characters except for Joe Vickers, of course. They were all the same person to me. Watch out for Zack the trickster & his rock hard abs. Joe's one-liners were delivered with that Bobby Ray charm. I laughed. I also laughed every time he did his "Ha ha ha ho ho ho" laugh. I like how every other sentence is a mention of the Kato Kaelin caretaker, who took an axe to the head early in the film. It lacked gore. I actually think the horribly edited version of Psycho Cop Returns had more gore in it. Still, this movie was gold in the form of a wheel of cheese. I loved Joe's Bennettesque "death" at the hands of Dougie, who must've been a javelin throwing champion to make a tree branch go through Joe's chest.

"Have a heart.".