Review of Project X (2012) by Beau R — 30 Dec 2012

Just because it's the most pirated film and a remix of Heads Will Roll was used in this "full-length film" doesn't mean you have to watch it. Good thing I was alternating investigative work and a tower defense game while watching this mainstream music video without the nice music.

Just like these wild parties, you get satisfied for a bit, with your low mainstream standards of entertainment, then regret being in it after having too much. Comparing to some misogynistic or YOLO music videos I close after ten seconds, you are given a teeny bit of hope for the narrative to redeem itself.

Coupled with my laziness to get my hard drive to watch some other decent flick or even a short-form sitcom, I was able to digest it all the way to the end. And I'm appealing to all who can read this post to not even bother seeing this to save the hours of bandwidth and 87 minutes of your brain-time.