Review of Private Resort (1985) by Mary J — 13 Oct 2008

Its ok the high point is johnnys ass omg its nice.

This review of Private Resort (1985) was written by Mary J on 13 Oct 2008.

Private Resort has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Saku N (140) on 29 Apr 2010

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By Lisa S (1,201) on 25 Jun 2010

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By Zach M (1,354) on 18 Apr 2012

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Johnny Depp faceva anche questi film…

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By Rob P (749) on 01 Jan 2011

I was curious about this and watched it on netflix. One of Johnny Depps early movies, but just a lame cheesy 80's comedy…

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The only reason to see this 1980's comedy are the bare butts of two future stars: Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow…

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By Erin C (953) on 15 May 2010

The only thing on tv and I really wasn't interested but it was alright,made me laugh…

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By Ron V (43) on 04 Aug 2009

I gave this a high rating because I watched this growing up and I still love it. Plus I am a huge Johnny Depp fan…

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