Review of Priest (2011) by Esteban S — 02 Dec 2011

Can somebody explain to me how Priests can be ass kicking ninjas of the future you fight off demon vampires. I wanted to give this a chance despite of the reviews, but when I heard at the start about the war against vampires, all was lost.

The plot is preposterous, and tries to become a series of films when really it is nothing but purestupidity. I don't think in the future people will be wearing clothes like they just got off the set up True Grit.

I cannot even explain the stupidity I think the writers were doing when making this movie, because when you see what the vampires look like, you will just want to scream at how stupid this movie is. All the actors in this movie are terrible, all thney did was look straight all the time and use a deep voice.

If anything worked in Priest it was the music, because it sounded pretty good to me. The effects are nothing special, it seemed like they pulled in whatever they could scrap together and put it in the movie.

I was hating the movie so much I forgot to mention the action, and when there is action its a little too Hollywood, and what I mean is that all the studio cared about was making it graphic and violent and didn't worry enough about the movie itself.

Overall I disliked Priest very much.