Review of Preservation (2014) by Michelle S — 11 Jul 2016

Wow. That movie was... Awful. Just awful. It wasn't even awful in an entertaining sense. Just one of those movies a friend who doesn't know anything about thriller or horror movies would pick and make an entire group watch.

Then they complain the entire time, because it surely has to get better right? The climax cannot possibly be as boring as the rest of the movie? But nope. And by the end, everyone is laughing and still having a good time because of how bad it was, but hey, at least you're hanging out with friends.

I did not have that experience. I am very alone while watching this. Now I'm just sleepy. 2 stars for the two scenes in which Pablo Schreiber showed off his majestic arms.