Review of Pompeii (2014) by Chris K — 25 May 2014
Pompeii, who the hell do you think you are, ending like that? Worst ending to a movie I've ever seen in my life. You make M. Night Shyamalan look like a hero. You were so bad I would rather watch signs or the mother ******* village.
You used the same damn horse throughout the whole damn movie, it wasnt a super horse no wonder he couldn't carry the main character and hot chick to safety. You had that horse carrying extras in the back ground, a roman running away from the villa and then magically its back at the stables under the arena.
Where's Gandalf? He has his pet horse that magically follows him around and his damn birds. The horse was tired and your characters were lame " I don't want to die rinning!" " b**** its a volcano, run you lazy S.
O.B. I mean this had worse plot holes than Titanic and Jurassic park. The part where Samuel L. m***** f****** Jackson runs into the building to turn the power on unarmed and alone yet the two other people are safe in their car with a M***** f****** shotgun , they get bored and decide " hey let's go look".
.. Why didn't they go together? Dumb.. Or Titanic where the old bird gets all depressed about a guy she knew for 5 days and dumps her necklace in the sea though she married another dude and had grand kids.
" oh do I want to leave this to my family so they may remember my story?" Nope imma dump my chain,,, yolo.... Pompeii... You suck.
This review of Pompeii (2014) was written by Chris K on 25 May 2014.
Pompeii has generally received mixed reviews.
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