Review of Pocahontas (1995) by Dinosalamander — 12 Sep 2015

Ondolemar the Banana Elf.

>I was only 9 years old >I loved Mr. Krabs so much, I had all the merchandise and seasons >I pray to Mr. Krabs every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Oh yeah, Mr. Krabs." I say; "AAAAAAAAA" >My dad hears me and calls me a barnaclehead >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Mr. Krabs >I called him fish paste >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Mr. Krabs >I am so happy >He screams into my ear "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" >He grabs me with his big meaty claws and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Mr. Krabs >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Eugene >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Mr. Krabs >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Mr. Krabs looks him straight in the eyes and yells "AAAAAAAAAAA" >Mr. Krabs leaves through my window >Oh yeah, Mr. Krabs.