Review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) by Matt T — 12 Aug 2017

All in all it's not great, but it's really not an awful film, despite its numerous flaws. And I suppose a sixth entry is inevitable since this film had already grossed over $300 million in just a few days, pushing the total franchise's gross to over $4 billion.

If you're looking for a silly, but fun film with a few laughs, some exciting sword-locking, ship-blasting action scenes, then you're be relatively entertained. But I hope for more in the next one (if it happens) because this isn't the way I want this pirate's life to end.

So drink up, me hearties, yo ho and bring me that horizon for a better sixth film.