Review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) by Grumbernbier — 13 Jun 2017
No 'Pirates of the Caribbean'-feeling at all.
Too many vanilla jokes, especially in the early movie, instead of the usual beloved 'outsmarted' dialogues from Jack and dumb situations/moves.
The story is superficial, the majority feels prettyNo 'Pirates of the Caribbean'-feeling at all.
Too many vanilla jokes, especially in the early movie, instead of the usual beloved 'outsmarted' dialogues from Jack and dumb situations/moves.
The story is superficial, the majority feels pretty irrelevant, the climax super artificially dramatic and the ending boringly(/awkward->even my gf said this) soppy. The structure remembers me of typical Disney-Princess-movies.
If this movie wasn't Pirates of the Caribbean, and you'd expect an okayish pirate movie with alternating comedy and adventure sequences, you'll be satisfied.
This review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) was written by Grumbernbier on 13 Jun 2017.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales has generally received mixed reviews.
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