Review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) by Kiwijinxter — 03 Jun 2017
Once again, the "professional critics" show they are ignorant and know nothing about a darned good story! Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is a true return to form. The feeling I got when I first watched this was the same feeling I got when I watched Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
It reminded me of the excitement of the early movies, the intrigue, and the sense of wonder, all captured in the first movie. After the so-so Pirates 3 and Pirates 4 (which I feel was the worst of the series), this is the Pirates' return to form.
It has everything. It's got action like Fast & Furious, it's got familiarity like Star Wars, it's got heart and jokes like, well, the first Pirates of the Caribbean. And of course, FANTASTIC CGI - I couldn't stop staring at that "floating hair" of Captain Salazar! This is a movie beautifully made for those who longed for the excitement of the first one.
The characters are all fleshed out well - Henry Turner, Carina Smyth (hint: I won't throw spoilers here about her name), Captain Barbossa and of course, aye, silly old Jack Sparrow. You'd be missing out big time if you listened to the useless professional critics.
Watch it, and decide for yourself. Thankfully, I always ignore pro critics - they're the most unreliable bunch when it comes to movies. Ultra highly recommended if you liked the first Pirates. This installment has truly redeemed the series.
This review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) was written by Kiwijinxter on 03 Jun 2017.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales has generally received mixed reviews.
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