Review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) by Therussianator — 04 Apr 2018
Here we go again, Disney can't stop making them. I understand that the previous one made a lot of money - but that doesn't mean that you should stop giving a **** about the **** characters and original films! **** THIS MOVIE HAS SO MANY PLOT HOLES!! Why does Jack receive his compass from a captain of a ship IF IT'S CLEARLY STATED IN THE SECOND ONE THAT TIA DALMA GAVE IT TO HIM? If the Poseidon's trident breaks all curses, how is Will Turner alive WITHOUT HIS GOD DAMNED HEART?? IT'S LOCKED IN A CHEST!!! There are many more, I can complain all day.
The characters of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann are replaced with their really bad proteges and Depp seems to have lost the spark that made him so likable in the older movies. I am very disappointed and hopeful that this franchise would die with a poor box office performance.
This review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) was written by Therussianator on 04 Apr 2018.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales has generally received mixed reviews.
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