Review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) by Killamotor — 03 Jul 2017
This movie put all of it's funny jokes into the trailer, and the CGI could be from the the 1998 Godzilla movie. The younger version of Jack Sparrow looks nothing like Johnny Depp, and the movie is possibly the worst of all the Pirates movies.
They snuck in very sensual references, and spent what felt like an hour referring to Carina Smyth as a horologist, with another pirate calling his mother a horologist. This movie tried to be funny, using humor that 12 year olds tell each other on the school bus.
The only good thing about this movie was johnny depp's performance.
This review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) was written by Killamotor on 03 Jul 2017.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales has generally received mixed reviews.
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